956. A muggleborn gets a starbucks coffee machine (with all the shots) one Christmas, and decides she can’t do without it come OWLS so she brings it to Hogwarts. Within a week she is running a highly successful black market in frappuccinos, and McGonagall is in at 8:00 every morning to get her gingerbread latte.
have u ever had a depersonalization moment when you look at yourself in the mirror and think wow this person is me and i have this body and this life and everything feels so strange why am i me and not someone else
YES OTHER PEOPLE FEEL IT TOO
it’s a symptom of anxiety
This happens to me a lot and it’s really jarring.
When they make a black widow movie, the trailer needs to be all mysterious and the song playing needs to be Scarlett Johansson singing a lullaby cover of the itsy bitsy spider
I need this in my life
That sounds fucking terrifying.
The lullaby should be in Russian.